Aaand they're gone.

Chuftbot 856

This is a transcript of a recording found in Haarpsichord Studios' archives. It appears to be a conversation between a security officer and a member of their sysop team.

"Ma'am, there's a runner breaking into R&D. They've got two R&D interfaces."

"Weeeell that's fantastic! A really smart strategy by them. We can direct that run through a couple of Pop-up Windows in order to sway the credit balance in our favor aaaaaaaand they're gone."

"...what?"

"They're gone. The runner's gone."

"What do you mean they're gone?"

"The runner found a TGTBT, there was a terrifying accident, they're gone."

"What do you mean? We need to stop the runner from stealing our agendas!"

"Not anymore we don't. Poof!"

"But what about our AstroScript P-"

"I'm sorry sir, but this department is for studio security only."

"I just called you because there was a security breach!"

"And is there any security risk presently?"

"No, the runner is dead!"

"Then I will be ending this call in order to assist with active security risks. Have a nice day!"

-CLICK-

8 comments
23 Jul 2015 PeterCapObvious

Sup dude, today I'm playing Haarp-aaaaaaand he's gone.

"What was the score?"

"10/0 - flatline"

23 Jul 2015 lolpaca

Love it. Maybe a False Lead or two?

23 Jul 2015 Chuftbot

I could see taking out one of the Explode-a-paloozas, adding two False Leads, and taking out Ghost Branch.

24 Jul 2015 juliandark

Why Troll?

24 Jul 2015 Rynn

You continue to be my favorite vegetable Chuftbot. This deck is my kinda thing!

24 Jul 2015 lolpaca

@juliandark Troll is seriously good in tagging decks. Fewer clicks = less time to scrub tags.

Obviously it shines most in Making News though, I could see some other ice maybe fitting better in this slot.

6 Sep 2015 yokhen

I feel like this deck needs Psychographics, or else MRS is a bit overkill. Why? Because killing as the only option to win might make you vulnerable to smart ones.

14 Sep 2015 noise42

Man, love the transcript.