Do you claim to be a Casual but are secretly a Tryhard MTG?

• No? Alt + F4.
• Yes? Read on.

Do you like being able to blame your losses on a disingenuous moral objection to Jackson Howard?

• No? Alt + F4.
• Yes? Read on.

Do you like syngery? How about sick !value?

• No? Why are you still here?
• Yes? I have the deck for you.

THINGS U CAN DO

• Rez a Pop-up Window and net $4 !value
• Net $1 for rezzing Chimera !value
• Make $4 every turn for free with Subliminal Messaging !value
• Defend your servers with a STR 8 Sub Boost 'd Pop-Up !value

It's all thanks to good ol' Sandburg! Finally, a card that rewards you for your depraved capitalism!

"Gagarin Deep Space is not responsible for crushing defeats at the hands of competent play; Anarchs; and/or heavy HQ pressure."