Jack's Family Dinner | 4-0 | Melbourne Regionals '19

This list was undefeated on the day and helped me finish top of swiss.

Unfortunately didn't get to play with this creation in the cut. Won vs. Honest Scammer 419, World's Top Adam, Apocalypse 419 and DDoS Alice.

Here's how you do it.

Always use your manners at the dinner table and respect your elders.

Don't put your feet on the table. That's bad manners. Unless you're me. I can do whatever I want.

Whenever I see someone invited and accountant or a secret CIA mind control operative or a big turtle to my nice family dinner, it's only a matter of time before they go nosing around in my business, and then I gotta turn around an yell GET OUTTA HERE!

So the turtle goes in The Bin. And that's when I take the turtle out of The Bin and put them in The Bin's Bin. They don't like it when you do that. Just like I did with those Kickstarter campaigns. And those martial artists. And everyone else that's backed up on a USB stick.

Not my paperclip, not my problem - that's what I say.

I just want a nice dinner with my family.

I just want a nice dinner with my family where I don't have to go and make an example out of someone just because I need a 2 point agenda. But when the heck else are you gonna do it? It's a nice sunny day.

You know, I'm not a delicate person.

I'm like a ballistic missile.

I'm like a ballistic siege engine.

I'm like a like a radioactive isotope of an alien metal.

Sometimes I get defensive. You wanna come visit my nice garden? Well you can't.

Skyscrapers rule.