Contaminated NFT (3rd in Atlanta Districts)

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In the looming mist of Elevation, I could sense my days were numbered. The sky felt like it was falling, but I latched onto the only glowing beacon beside me all of these years, crypto baby.

After reading a fellow crypto bro's self help guides to hacking success, I knew this line was only going to shoot to the moon. Here was my interpretation looking through the blockchain.

  • The Zombie NFT provides financial security. Consume is efficient at converting our cryptocurrency into fiat currency and Botulus means our portfolio only goes up.
  • The Anicca NFT provides spiritual security. As long as we embrace the impermanence of our life events and feed it to the flower program we can achieve enlightenment faster.

Merging these two protocols, this NFT leans harder on spiritual enlightenment at the expense of being low in fiat. Called the Contaminated NFT, this disruptive tech allows us bounce back when corps inevitably decide that they want to crash our crypto economy. > What kind of maniac infects their own rig?!

This manual infection allows redirection to a host of options to get back to liberating the corporations of agendas. Our accounts will have been liberated, but freedom will be achieved.


Tournament Summary

Round 3 vs Maj.Apollo (Sportsmetal)

After seeing an Amani Senai mixed into a crowd of potential agendas, I needed to sit back for many turns gain some passive income from my podcasts. I stole an Ikawah Project in a remote and a Hyperloop Extension throughout the game and as we neared the closing frames, I ran rnd with the twinning after a spin doctor pop and missed 2 of the 4 agendas in HQ. Turns out the sneaky sports association had the audacity to leave a Project Vitruvius in archives and a Megaprix Qualifier on the board leaving the game tied. Perhaps we both wanted it more. Such a fun game!

Round 4 vs Alec N (Ob)

Ob can move scary fast so we need to move fast to slow down their logistics. After the corp had the audacity to score out the second Azef Protocol, I enticed a tariff war with Yusuf and Audrey to intercept any giant spaceships or corporate figures from leaving rnd.

Round 6 vs 0xC0ncord (A Teia)

It's always spooky to see 6 facedown cards across two servers. After setting up Audrey and Yusuf, I slowly liberated an NGO, a clone in the clone barracks, and an old man from being 'recovered'. I also had my crew knock out a giant tollbooth and the flower ate up some weird looking eye with knives.


Credits

Thank you so much to everybody that come out to metro Atlanta's first ever District Championships! Thank you to Alec and Rob for joining from Athens and Tony and Audrie for driving from Augusta. Thank you my Atlanta crew for consistently holding it down, Podunk for scamming away on 4/19, spiderbro for the analytics and enthusiasm, Joseph for co running events with me, and Ari for going out dancing with me after 6 rounds of SSS.

Also thank you to Cody and Ari for our late night test sessions. All the games were helpful on tournament day!

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Also credits to Maninthemoon for the decklist inspiration. It was a pleasure to play Freedom against you at Crown of Servers this past worlds! Please take no offense of me calling you a crypto bro, it was just for the bit ;)

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