Argus Security Guided Tour v1.0

Welcome to the Grand Tour of Argus Security. Our protection is guaranteed throught the tour!

Yes, that's right folks! Your protection is none of our concern (at least not until your name and signature is on that check -ha ha ha), so please remain close to eachother and keep your hands away from the exhibits. We REALLY cannot have the cleaning droids sweeping gore all day long. Thank you for your understanding.

Please, PUH-LEASE do not open any closed doors, not even those marked "DEFINITELY NOT AN AMBUSH". This is for your own good.

Please, keep in mind that the Security Testing facilities are implementing methods ands ideas hailed form various historical and/or mythical ages, so do not be alarmed by the things you will see in our tour.

And last but not least, do NOT try any of these at home. At least not with the professional services of Argus Security.

Consider yourselves warned.