America, Mother F*ckers

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Where should you be this weekend?

'Murica, that's where.

Forget your job for a second. Actually, don't even worry about money, just smack a nazi in the face with your gun or your gun and steal theirs.

Hang out with babies. Watch some football, even if it's just five hours of Dan Marino highlights from his time with the Dolphins. Eat pancakes in your hotel. Hell, eat pancakes on the beach while blowing shit up and high-fiving a Shark-Eagle riding a Clydesdale. Why?

BECAUSE THIS IS THE LAND OF THE FREE AND THE HOME OF THE BRAVE.

After tonight is over, wake up and do it all again. While you're at it, be sure to thank someone who sacrificed and stood watch in some hole in the ground somewhere and risked life and limb so you 'n me could eat hot dogs and watch stuff blow up over the Mississippi.

"Knock-knock."

"Who's there?"

AMERICA, BITCHES.

4 comments
4 Jul 2015 Nery

Soul crushing jobs, guns, violent sports, 50's sexism, Beach Parties, and implicit racism.... ok, the deck is thematically correct

4 Jul 2015 x3r0h0ur

I feel like Darwin is not a great fit, because so many americans (radical religious types) disavow evolution in favor of religious explainations.

4 Jul 2015 Rakjoh

Hi @aero, I'm glad to hear you are in Murcia (holidays, bussiness?) where I live. But the right place to be this weekend is Valencia. There will be a regional tournanent tomorrow. Are you in Murcia city or at the beach? Some of us are going to drive (2:30 hours) in order to participate. There is a free seat in my car if you want to join us.

4 Jul 2015 aero

*thinks about it......... "....you guys got hot dogs?"