Weyland : a High-Teak, Environment-Friendly Company

Bananifier 380

Welcome to our cyber-tour of our Amazon Complex! Here, at Weyland Amazon HQ, we design and test the latest generation of upgradable cyberdefenses. Our suite of 'pay what you want' protection has proven extremely efficient to repel any kind of intrusions (see our demonstration against hacking attempts: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F***_4CC0UNT_5IPH0N). All our products come with a free trial period of three months. In case they do not fully satisfy you, we will give you a refund of up to 50% on the initial price (see[1]). Last but foremost, we provide an optional service for our best clients of remote and secured research centers. Please download our brochure for more information.

[1]: all customer service is subcontracted to our associates, Jinteki, for their nipponese 'Human Touch'.

For internship opportunities, please contact us at budget_savings@weyland.com

[Full Disclosure: this deck has not been tested. I do not play enough for my taste at the moment :( The idea is to put an Amazon on HQ and stack ICE like a madman (hence, the interns). I thought it would go well with Off the grid. Scorched Earth x2 is there to keep the runner honest around tags&traces.]

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