The Museum of Broken Programs

Come to the Museum of Broken Programs! See all the lovely devices we ruthlessly smashed against the floor to make a child cry!

Why is there a Museum of Broken Programs, you ask? Why are you questioning my silly joke, I ask? Do you also ruin parties? I ask because if you like, we also sell "I Ruin Jokes and Parties" T-shirts in our gift shop. Sadly, they don't go above a double extra-large, but maybe if you stretch it out a bit.

(Also, I'm well aware the agenda composition sucks. But I haven't been able to satisfy myself with any better one. Whatever it is, it probably involves Nisei Mk II.)