Faust JANK; The Re-Whizzarding revenge of the CAPSLOCK!

THIS DECK IS AN ADVENTURE!

WILL IT WIN YOU GAMES?

FU*K I DONT KNOW! MAYBE! FOLLOW THESE STEPS AND FIND OUT!

Step 1: Mull for some sweet hand size boosters like Brain Cage, Public Sympathy or Box-E and some econ.

Step 2: Get that shit installed and start drawing until you find a Duggar's, a Faust and a Medium). INSTALL THAT SHIT!

Step 3: Start loading your hand up with MAD CARDZ with Duggar's and then start running R&D for dem-agendas! If you are coming up dry on dem-agendas use Whizzards and Scrubber creds to TRASH the crops ECON before it's EVEN ON THE FIELD! FUK YOU CROP, YOU DON'T GET CASH! I DON'T CARE IF YOU CANT AFFORD YOUR SONS AGRA LAVIGNE TICKETS! ITS FOR HIS BIRTHDAY? FUK YOU, NO I WONT SPOT YOU A$$HOLE! YOUR LOVE SHOULD BE ENOUGH FOR HIM!

Step 4: Okay where were we? OH SHIT DOG! Crop got sneaky and put down some anti AI ice! Bounce, Parasite it and start running HQ or remotes. By now he's gota have some thing in his hand you can trash or grab!

Step 5: SHIT! Running low on cards! Fuck it, Levy AR Lab Access your deck, BAM Duggar's BAM Faust BAM ACCESS!

Step 6: Take a call from a very disappointed young man telling you that corporations provide a needed service to mankind. AWKWARDLY HALF APOLOGIZE AND HANG UP, HOW DID HE GET YOUR NUMBER ANY HOW!

Step 7: KEEP DRAWING, KEEP RUNNING, WIN!