Office job Kit [5th @Swiss Nats]

"Kit was already angry when she reached Winterthur, the second part of her working trip after Berlin. Her boss was asking again for an updated catalogue of every item present there, and some of them were so time consuming that she was at least two times as Mad as she would normally be. In Germany, at least she had time to go to the local archeo-zoo and even belittle the local buffed man that were trying to mansplaining her (a guilty pleasure that she really enjoyed), now she was not sure about what she would have actually found in the city so even if she was expecting something more diffuse, like an orizzontal market or a very dangerous garden, she decided to go to the usual place that can charge her a little bit: an acquarium - possibly with the angriest cetacean ever. She really liked her previous job, and still fantasize about her time with the beautiful Hannah swiftly diving through the roads of Italy, it's really hard to forget that kind of thrill; but now her professional enviroment only asks her to be patient and, when cataloguing, don't access to the shady stuff of Mr. Hendrik or the financials truths that no investor can behold. However, what Kit could not expect was that while was filling the database with all the Winterthur agendas a couple of colleagues from her same office started messing with her work, and actully one of them was her Wife, she just took her results not once, but twice! Maybe Kit should have not thinkd so much about the beautiful Hannah, but while Kit was arguing with her wife the other colleague from the same office, the one with a strange name, just took the promotion on which se was working hard on.

It was time to burn everything down!"

Well, Swiss National was my favourite event of the year, period. The Kit i originally bringed to German Nats was very HEAVILY teched against PD and rush corps, and didn't slotted Orca for speed reasons. This time i expected a more various meta, so i choose to go for a more standard build and luckily i did not faced the NEH and PE that i was expecting (and that i still not prepared to face with this). I'm still using some tech for the rush match up, and i'm actually really liking playing 2 mad dashes instead of one (you can win with just two agendas easily than you think) and scoring a mad dash can really help in the PD games in which the opponent scores an early ikawah and the other one just don't want to show up. Also, some really mean player wants to use only 5/3s in a 74 cards Ob deck.

A special thanks to the best wife ever, Atien, without you everything would taste half-good. Also to my Italian traveling companions Vorvablock, Cros, and GiulianoMolletta (that is and will Always be the best Tao player EVER), to Herbart for giving me the best games of the weekend, and to Ataraxis for expanding my little pigs lucky charm collection.

Always be an happy pig.