Piss Meta (Top Swiss @ APAC Online District)

Playing two districts (APAC Online and Montréal) in 24 hours made me realise two things:

• Sleep is not, in fact, overrated.

• I'm way more piss pilled in online tournaments. At home I know my bathroom, it's nice and cozy, so I'm not scared of being hydrated as fuck and having to piss after every other round, where as at in person events I'd rather die of dehydration and minimize my use of the public bathroom.

Deck did well at the APAC Online District, getting wins in swiss vs xyceres on mulch loup, Ying64 on swift lat, and Larrea on Tao. ID'd the last round but still played it as a friendly, which was also won, vs Tanzzen on spark Kit.

I had the highest seed for top cut and got to choose if I wanted to run or corp vs Aruzan. At that point it was something like 3 in the morning and there was no way in hell I was going to suffer through running against PE, so I went with the unfavorable matchup, corping against his Arissana deck thinking there were still some ways the game could go my way, and got obliterated.

The two things I tried that are different than other BCP lists are:

• Retribution: Helps a lot in the esa matchup, can be devastating against crim, and in general can be a better tag punish than SGP if you don't have a scored bcp.

• Tree Line: The modern Eli, it's a cheap gear check that is high enough strength to bother crew players and force cleaver users to have a k2cp/leech out or pay 3 to pass it, which at the speed this azmari goes is costly enough. One game I also expended the Tree Line to advance a mestni which the runner was forced to run through 3 times.

The hedge fund should 1000000% be a Attitude Adjustment, and actually an ice should probably be cut to be on 2.

It's good and has mostly favorable matchups, but it suffers against shapers with cheap reusable breakers like revolver, propeller, and euler. And it also sometimes just draws like this:
all 9 agendas in the deck either in my hand or in Aruzan's score area lmao

It's fun and all but I'm not playing this deck again, rest in piss bcp and self growth you won't be missed.