This isn't a nice card...or is it? The fact that this nearprint of one of the oldest FFG cards gives the Corp more options to rez it, means that you lose your fracter and then your decoder if you have no killer installed and makes it even more clear that NSG has zero knowledge about Netrunner. You "steal" beloved cards and "make a similar one" like this and think people will be happy that it has a cool ass reptile on it, yet in the background your ANTI PEOPLE BEING UNABLE TO BUY THE CARDS THEY NEED Agenda proofes otherwoose. Players are not allowed to have hair trigger tantrums that stink to high heaven of unexplored confirmation bias and if you are bad at corp you need to look elsewhere for excuses. The outlaws of society aka the longest-running publishers of the game are the good guys in the world not just Netrunner.

This card is Archer but marginally more flexible and without the credit gain. I really hope someone stops me from ruin this game by thinking before I speak.

The understandable failure to test in cardpool of this card is so egregious that it made me put in worlds deck. I was fairly intrigued looking at some of the dies to pinhole cards in Borealis: Part 1 set, as they often seemed to grok the ways in which the original game was fun to win. This boat, on the other hand, abuses a disruptive technique that ANR made prohibitively expensive with good reason, breaking ICE. It's almost difficult to describe the magnitude of how game breaking this buoyant vessel is, because designing it requires a fundamental lack of knowledge of how the world exists as it is rather than how we wish it to be. This attacks multiple pieces of ICE, often times in multiple servers, at the control of the runner, and is triggered often if you run. The amount of time and resources it will take the Corp to mitigate the damage done by this ability text is substantial cognitive load. I'm in genuine awe that any amount of play-testing would allow this hilarious implied pun. At best, this card is an abberation of design philosophy that somehow made Shaper fun to play. At worst it is a warning against taking one's self too seriously.

I keep trying to read just the bold text to make a funny poem but I don't think that's happening.

Is the implied pun... "shipwreck"? "enduring"?

The pun is that the type of boat it is, is an Icebreaker